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sweetestjelli:

happyun-birthday:

superblyjinn:

thatfrenchman:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

I am going to die alone!

I.. I uh.. Nope. …nope. not gonna.

Shit.

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT PROPOSAL I HAVE EVER SEEN

nothing can top this omg yes

HOLY omgg yess….dancing Jews…..omg I don’t even…

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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wifeychristinaa:

What Makes You Beautiful- Napolean Dynamite
This. Is. One. Of. The. Best. Posts. Ever. Made.

LOL, this is amazing.

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ebrietas:

my-kind-of-stuff:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!

#Brilliancy

jingkie:

fudge.

naithingray:

he better pay what he owe!

Nothing is better than being together

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vyan24:

Square thing

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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jaaawest:

t-h-a-t-c-h-i-c-k:

iruvricemorethanyou:

pilgrimkitty:

awesome.

I’m going to repeatedly reblog this.

So much hope.

This gave me chills.

Have you ever bought a coat or jacket and wondered if the pockets were fake because they are sewn shut? Well the answer is simple, they are meant to be used. They ship them that way from the factory to keep the pockets looking good while they are on display and to discourage the clients from putting their hands in the pockets when they try them on. You are supposed to cut the seam open with a seam ripper or a small nail cutter. Sometimes they can help you at the store. Just do it slowly and make sure you don’t cause damage to the surrounding area. Leaving the pocket sewn shut would be the same as leaving the plastic cover on your new couch.

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Have you ever bought a coat or jacket and wondered if the pockets were fake because they are sewn shut? Well the answer is simple, they are meant to be used. They ship them that way from the factory to keep the pockets looking good while they are on display and to discourage the clients from putting their hands in the pockets when they try them on. You are supposed to cut the seam open with a seam ripper or a small nail cutter. Sometimes they can help you at the store. Just do it slowly and make sure you don’t cause damage to the surrounding area. Leaving the pocket sewn shut would be the same as leaving the plastic cover on your new couch.

More Facts on Psychofacts :)